By: Troy Boesen
The Build: Cesaro and Sheamus won the belts from The New Day to end the New Day’s record setting reign. The New Day decided that the belts don’t really matter to them. Gallows and Anderson, the heels, lost a title match because of referee idiocy, so we double downed and now get a two referee match.
My Pick: They both win simultaneously. One ref calls it Cesaro and Sheamus, the other Gallows and Anderson. This leads to Cesaro and Sheamus retaining.
The Build: Was there a build? Not really. Nia Jax hurt Banks. Shit happened. No one cared.
My Pick: Sasha Banks
The Build: Fuck this storyline. Owens, Reigns, Jericho, and Rollins kept being in matches together. To sell a toy we put Jericho in a Shark Cage. Jericho beat Reigns for the US Belt, and Jericho will not defend it on this PPV. This became a no DQ match for no reason.
My Pick: Owens, via Jericho getting out of the Shark Cage.
The Build: John Cena gave his old “If I was fired, I would be nothing” lie promo and was gifted a title shot he didn’t earn.
My Pick: Styles. Cena will get his title shot at Mania to tie the record.
The Build: The Sasha Banks feud was over. That is all.
My Pick: Charlotte via shenanigans.
The Build: Neville crowed himself King of the Cruiserweights after destroying them all.
My Pick: Neville. #MakeWWEChampionsWhiteAgain
The Build: Nothing. They literally just made this match to get the women on the card.
My Pick: Who gives a shit. It doesn’t matter.
30-Man Royal Rumble Match for a World Championship Match at WrestleMania 33
My Pick: For once we have a very tough choice here. I am going with Braun Strowman.
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