By: Troy Boesen
Hell in a Cell kicks off on October 30th from Boston, Massachusetts. I wish they would stop photoshopping the wrestlers on the poster. For example, they removed Charlotte’s mole. I present to you my projected match order and preview of each booked match. Match card and order subject to change.
The Build: The Purple Rope Club packs everyone in, always.
My Prediction: Alexander, Dorado and Cara
The Build: The feud that should have led to a Main Event spot instead leads to a terrible “Triple Main Event” bullshit. Also, I don’t think this will close out the show. So this will be the first female main event, and maybe eventually we get the first women’s match to close a PPV.
My Prediction: Sasha Banks. If she survives.
The Build: Not much of anything. Gallows and Anderson jobbed out the two weeks leading up to the PPV, which means...
My Prediction: Gallows and Anderson. Because fuck logic.
The Build: Perkins keeps forcing in terrible video game puns, and Kendrick seems to be the only person taking this serious.
My Prediction: Brian Kendrick. The TJP experiment isn’t working, and Kendrick would do better in the role of Heel champ.
The Build: Cesaro and Sheamus took a best of 7 series to a draw, and the logical solution would be that they do a triple threat for the Universal Championship, which is why they are going for the Tag Team belts. The New Day are going to break Demolition’s record of 1,540 days as champs.
My Prediction: New Day. Shocker.
The Build: Rusev is trying to defend his country and his wife from a jerk who keeps trying to hurt him and disrespect him.
My Prediction: Roman Reigns. Because the heel always wins.
The Build: Creative has no idea what to do with Bayley. This is why she should have been on SmackDown Live, where they understand how to do more than one feud.
My Prediction: Dana Brooke.
The Build: Triple H screwed over Seth Rollins in order for Kevin Owens to win the Universal Championship. Rollins was instantly booked in a match with Triple H. Wait, what? Triple H hasn’t appeared since then?
My Prediction: Kevin Owens. Via Triple H interference.
What are your thoughts? Post your predictions in the comments section below!
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